Solana · Memecoin · Est. r/dogelore 2020
Phishe is Doge's lawyer. He talks in gibberish, dresses like the lights were off, and walks out of every room holding everything you own. Now he's onboarded to Solana.
No promises. No roadmap. A perfect record.
Contract Address
CA COMING AT LAUNCH
Always verify the address before buying. Phishe wins his cases in court, not in your DMs — anyone messaging you a different contract is not him.
The case file
He showed up in 2020 as a blurry nobody. No introduction, no explanation, no origin story worth the name. A large round head, badly in focus, in a subreddit full of dogs. Nobody asked for him. Nobody could get rid of him either.
Outwardly stupid. Actually brilliant. He does not speak in sentences — he speaks in BLBPBLBPBPLBPBPLBLBP — and the transcript never explains a thing. Opposing counsel prepares for months. Phishe prepares for nothing. Phishe wins.
He represented Karen in her divorce from Doge. He could not form a coherent sentence for the entire trial. He walked out with the kids and ninety percent of Doge's current and future earnings. No one has ever explained how. They just started calling him Doge's lawyer.
Doge is the original. Cate is the sister. Phishe is the lawyer who beat them both in court and has had a hand in the business ever since. The retainer is on Solana now.
Doge is the original.
Cate is the sister.
Phishe is the lawyer.
Exhibit C · r/dogelore, November 2020
Twenty panels. An interrogation room, a client who is going down, and counsel who introduces himself as Phishe McGills. Read it in order.
Full post: Bad Doges Part 6 on r/dogelore. All twenty panels, in the artist's original order.
Evidence
Every image here is real community art, pulled from r/dogelore and r/phishelore. Character created in 2020 by u/Schmedly87.
Source threads: Le transparent Lawyer Phishe PNG has arrived · Le modest collection of Phishe PNGs has arrived
No one has ever explained how he does it. You are welcome to try.